I wanted to write a touching 'It's not you, it's me, Etsy.' letter. But instead I've decided to just send CEO this link. I WISHI I could embed it but you'll have to link too. I thought about 'I Will Survive' but it's just not funky fresh.
But it's totally worth it, trust me. It's a nice way to say 'Goodbye'. Come one, you didn't think I could be all serious and stuff for that long, didya?
You Dropped The Bomb On Me
and after that link, you can click on this one. Which I'm sending in a separate email. God bless you tuba boy.