Dear Vicky,
This sounds serious! I dropped everything, canceled my liver transplant for the afternoon, after all they can wait one more day, right? Then I went and notified the FBI and Interpol. I'm greatly afeared you may have become entangled in the white slavery trade. Didn't I tell you that 'Hostess' ad looked dodgy? Interpol told me NOT to send any money as that just makes them bolder. In the event that they do send one of your fingers as proof, I will promise to put it on ice and sew it back on myself. I'll even waive my fee.
Hang in there Vicky help is surely on the way.
This sounds serious! I dropped everything, canceled my liver transplant for the afternoon, after all they can wait one more day, right? Then I went and notified the FBI and Interpol. I'm greatly afeared you may have become entangled in the white slavery trade. Didn't I tell you that 'Hostess' ad looked dodgy? Interpol told me NOT to send any money as that just makes them bolder. In the event that they do send one of your fingers as proof, I will promise to put it on ice and sew it back on myself. I'll even waive my fee.
Hang in there Vicky help is surely on the way.
Hahahahaha...who doesn't love using the word "afeared" in a sentence ! Ten points just for that !!!
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ReplyDeletePoor Vicki-wonder if she is any relation to the ones i get from Nigeria, and the other day Japan(!)
ReplyDeleteGuess my driving a Ford got to 'em!